canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground)